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Merry Pr0nMas

How utterly unappealing. Aka how to make even free pr0n undesirable. Mind you, I have nothing against Plus Sizes.

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It’s like I’m being spammed by the antichrist.

Filed under: Editorial,Review — <ADMINNICENAME> @ 5:11 pm
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Fast Business Loans

Here’s the buzz to inform you of a way to get fast funding for your business – EZUnsecured.com’s Business Loans. You can follow their simple process to request a loan with no collateral and receive your answer in one to three days and your money within one to three weeks.

If you want good service with no upfront fundings fees, you owe it to yourself to look into their offers. As with all financial matters, do your due diligence before applying.

Filed under: Blatant Advertising,Money — <ADMINNICENAME> @ 5:21 pm
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Screen Recorder Freeware

If you’ve been looking for a cool screen capture program for creating your videos, don’t waste any of your money before trying out oRipa. Check it out:

oRipa Screen Recorder is a handy tool to record your Windows desktop activity in real time and save it as a video file. oRipa Screen Recorder also captures anything you can hear on your PC, such as music and voice through the PC’s microphone.

oRipa Screen Recorder is great for making all kinds of movies, including:

1. Make software, Web site and product introduction demos and tutorials.
2. Real time record audio narration to your captured videos.
3. Turn PowerPoint presentations into movies.
4. Enhance your online help documentation.

Download the oRipa Screen Recorder freeware now.

Filed under: A Short Review,browsing,Downloads,Freeware,Software,Tools — <ADMINNICENAME> @ 5:03 pm
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Publish Now

Everybody wants to be a published author, but there are only so many Book Publishers out there. If you’re having a hard time getting their attention, take a look at AuthorHouse, the leading self-publishing company in the world. Since 1997, they’ve been helping authors get published without the time-consuming hassles of the other publishers.

But just because AuthorHouse makes it easy doesn’t mean you won’t get help publishing, promoting and selling your book. In fact, they offer much more than most standard publishers.

Give them a try. You can see your name in print before you know it!

Filed under: Blatant Advertising,Bookmarking,Ecommerce,Marketing,Money,Tools — <ADMINNICENAME> @ 3:23 pm
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I Love Books

Now this is something I can totally get on board with … Books on Board has an incredible selection of nearly 200,000 ebooks from major publishers and small presses at hard to believe prices. No matter what your preferred format – Adobe pdf, Microsoft Reader, Mobipocket, or Palm/ereader, BoB has it.

Their genre list is quite impressive as well. You can find some of the best Horror, Mystery, Thriller and Romance Authors represented here. They also have a great selection of non fiction titles, too, including Self Help, Business, Sports, Spiritual and Textbooks.

Oh, and you get these great prices with no membership fees. Sweet.

Filed under: Bookmarking,Home Stuff,Shopping — <ADMINNICENAME> @ 6:26 pm
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Giving Porn a Bad Name

Who suspected those nice pronographers would ever do something as underhanded as this? And to FaceBook? This is not MySpace, Buster, so take your feely cracking elsewhere.

Seriously, this for-profit hacking is not hacking at all. What do we learn from their efforts to break in? Only that people are greedy and greedy people suck. Teh loosers.

Filed under: Bookmarking,Editorial,Evil,internet,web2.0 — <ADMINNICENAME> @ 6:15 pm
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Technology Works

One of the best parts of technical innovation is when the technology reaches the living and working space. If you need an example of what I mean, take a look at the Workbenches from Formaspace. I really dig the layout of their LAN stations, which you can have customized to fit your tech needs.

Formaspace focuses on serving the technical, drafting, industrial, laboratory, and material handling fields by providing unique and indispensable furniture, accessories, and services.

Mmm … Maple tool benches.

Filed under: Blatant Advertising,Gadgets,Home Stuff,Tools — <ADMINNICENAME> @ 6:03 pm
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Be Alert

If you’re looking for some glitter for a hard to shop for friend this season – and something that shows you care, you should look into the personalized Medical Alert bling at American Medical ID.

This isn’t your standard medical bracelet. They have they have bracelets, medallions and necklaces in sterling silver, 10Kt gold-filled, 10Kt and 14Kt gold in a number of fashionable styles. You get free engraving of medical information, such as conditions, prescribed medication, allergies, and emergency contacts with your purchase.

What a nice way to show your love.

Filed under: Blatant Advertising,Home Stuff,Shopping — <ADMINNICENAME> @ 5:47 pm
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Santa: Do Not Read

Sweeney Todd … now this has got to be the least festive movie ever slated for a holiday release. See murder, revenge and gallons of spurting blood this Christmas morning!

Sounds like I don’t like the idea, doesn’t it? Well, you’re wrong. In fact, it brings a little tear to me eye as I’m reminded of family holidays past. Without violence, bad singing and someone going after another with sharp objects, it just wouldn’t be the holidays. Festive family reunions were made for revenge.

Sharpen your appetite for blood and visit the official Sweeney Todd movie site. It has a trailer, a hefty photo gallery, the bad singing I mentioned earlier and much more. But the real fun begins when you visit Sweeney Todd on MySpace. Here’s where you’ll find the Sweeney Todd Confessions … and you can write, call in or make a video of your own little confession of revenge that you never wanted to let Santa know about, but need to get off your chest.

I’m inspired to make a wee confession myself, in the spirit of the moment. And I stress the “wee.” I’m not current on the statutes of limitations on my most heinous acts of revenge certain indiscretions, so I’ll keep it tame. After receiving hate mail from a … critic who didn’t like my writing (not on this blog of course, I do no writing here) I took the idiot’s email address and sign him up for every spammy newsletter I could find – from pron to breastfeeding, transgender issues to Republican fund raisers. The only requirement the newsletter had to meet was that they obviously sold their email lists before the type got cold. Oh, the days before spam blockers. They were heady days.

Now go lose yours to Sweeney Todd.


Filed under: Blatant Advertising,Review — <ADMINNICENAME> @ 4:04 pm
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