Viral Politics
Clearly this is not your common cold. Who’s with me in believing that our next president will be a virus? They’re obviously much smarter than the one we have now and they will make war a lot less expensive. The next military industrial complex will focus on producing tissue, vapor rub and decongestants to sell to our enemies at back-breaking prices.
Mind you, this is my Optimistic view of the future. In the real future, they’ll just say screw it and kill us all.
Have a nice day.
P.S. Notice how I restrained myself from any mention of the fact that this strain of super cold chose a military base to attack? Biological warfare is such a myth.