Clam Abuse
Oh good. So glad we killed it to get to the mystery of how old it was.
Stupid. Incredibly, naively stupid. Well, the article didn’t say. It could have died of natural causes, But still, the “flesh was discarded” – what kind of respect is that? Poor clam deserved a nice burial at the very least. It was older than a lot of countries and almost as old as Jesse Helms was when he went to his “reward.”